Retraining workshops are being provided tomorrow for employees being affected in the next round of lay offs. Surprise, if you are being laid off you’ll be sent to the tent in parking lot C tomorrow. C being appropriate since it is circus workshops being offered. In addition to employment the circus offers great travel opportunities. Oh, if you don’t have your own RV Bubba’s Camping World is giving 10% discounts to laid off employees. Sell the house you can’t afford anymore and buy one.
- Sword Swallower (easier to go down than the crap we’ve been dishing out)
- Trapeze (you’ve already been laid off what else can go wrong?)
- Fat Lady (need I spell it out?)
- Lion Tamer (must sign a waiver and provide proof of medical insurance (COBRA))
- Clowns (not as scary as being laid off)